Help Wanted, Healthy Ovary

Looking to fill TWO positions, ASAP.

Ideal candidate(s) would:

• Be drug and disease free
• Be a self-motivated worker
• Produce and release 1-2 quality eggs every 28-30 days
• Be goal oriented and able to work within required timeline
• Maintain appropriate production schedule without the need for outside stimulants

Benefits include:

• 9 or more months vacation time upon completed project
• Good health insurance coverage
• Pay is negotiable
• Bonus plan eligibility upon project completion
• Full retirement package after 20 years of dedicated service

Corporate culture:

• Non-invasive management methods preferred
• Daily (brief) progress updates required
• Some toxicity found in workplace, but we are actively working to minimize/remove those risks
• Work area was thoroughly cleaned of all unnecessary and unwanted physical hazards, using the most up-to-date technology available, approximately 3 years ago. Area has been stringently monitored since then to avoid recurrence of previous hazards.

Does this sound like you? If so, applications are being accepted here.